Good morning, assholes (or, Rock Band 101)


So my day just got off to a great start. First the woman working the counter at [name of breadery/bagelry/coffeeshop redacted] was a complete shrew to me -- literally growling when I asked to place an order -- and then I open my e-mail at work to the whining of [name of mewling, egomaniacal "punk rock" baby redacted] who insists that Orlando Weekly is the worst paper in the entire world (and that I'm obviously a fraternity member) because we've never featured his band. Rock Band 101 Tip of the Day: Don't complain to the media that they suck by using ad hominem attacks. Prove to the media that they suck because they haven't covered something worth covering. Make them want to write about your band because it's worthwhile.


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