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Ahoy hoy. While all these jerks were boozing it up at our Best of Orlando party last weekend, I was doing some serious field research in debauch. In Las Vegas, namely.

Yeah, that's right. I'm the kind of guy that will happily forego comped drinks in downtown Orlando if it means I get comped drinks in downtown Sin City.

Things I learned:

  • The dry heat thing is bullshit. 111 is hot, no matter what the humidity.
  • The Strip : I-drive :: Downtown : Downtown. Downtown is way better.
  • If you start out with the best hand, you usually end up with the best hand.
  • Orlando needs a casino.

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