Buy yourself sumthin' nice, ya hear?



So King George is gonna throw another few hundred bucks at our feet to apologize for the terrible job he's done in managing our country for the last, oh, decade.

Nevermind the half-trillion dollars of our money he spent on the war.

Nevermind the rollback of civil rights and the constitution.

It's $300 bucks, people! More, if you've declared your love to the man/lady you're sleeping with in front of our Lord and Saviour! Thanks Bushy!! We like you again.

Of course, the plan hasn't been published or signed. There's no mention of how it impacts non-income-tax-paying Florida. Let's figure out how we're gonna spend it! I'm thinking hookers and blow. Anyone with me?

Some "man on the street" samples from Florida Today:

"When it goes to lower- and lower-middle-income people, they will spend any and all extra they get." - Mark Soskin, associate professor of economics at the University of Central Floridaâ??s College of Business Administration

â??I think some people will go out and spend it on travel or buy a new stereo.â?� - Rob Varley, executive director of the Space Coast Office of Tourism,

"They want people to take the money and spend it. "That seemed to work last time.â?� - Steve Srein, founder of Peoples First Financial

â??Last time, the rebate was $300. It was really near what a surfboard costs. It was like: â??Gee, the government gave me a brand-new surfboard, dude,â?? So maybe, this time, theyâ??ll buy two." - Surfboard shaper Greg Loehr


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