Breaking: Hillary Clinton has lost her mind

It's been kind of sad to watch someone you once kinda admired sink so low so fast, to watch someone succumb so completely to the desperation of losing a campaign that you thought was yours by divine right or something.

And now, having lost the vote, the delegates, and everything but racist idiot rednecks in West Virginia, her presidential aspirations are reduced to hoping that Sen. Barack Obama is, um, assassinated.


She said it.

I swear to God.

"We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don't understand it," she said, dismissing calls to drop out [in May].

Floor, meet my jaw.


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