Pat Greene's garage sale with a hosting comic?



"It's not just a garage sale, it's a rite of passage."

That was the subject line of the e-mail sent by man-of-eclectic-interests Pat Greene, who can't put his old shit out for sale without turning the event into a circus with an emcee. Below is a copy of his invitation, and if you want more insight into the intellectual scenester who's always got an interesting story to tell, take a look at his blog.

This Saturday [June 28] I'm having a garage sale, several others will have tables set up. Garage sale comic Gene Slacks will be hosting the event. There will be a fashion show at noon. There will be clothes, vinyl, lawn maintenance gear, kitchen crap etc.

The event will be from 8AM-2PM.

I live at 209 Hibiscus Ct.

Orlando, FL 32801

(407) 913-1426 if you get lost

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