conventional drinking.


"Mixologist" (that's a fancy word for bartender, kids) Darryl Robinson has come up with a couple of cocktails for your political tippling pleasure. Below, one for Gramps, one for Hopey, and just for good measure, one for Hills too.

Drink up, voters.

McCain Julep


Mint leaves

Simple syrup (approx. 1 tsp sugar)

Dash of lime juice

Mix ingredients together. Shake. Serve on the rocks.

Obama Rising

2 oz Ciroc Vodka (trendy vodka produced from grapes)

Red Bull

Shake together in an iced mixing glass. Strain mixture into martini glass and top off with champagne. Garnish with a lemon twist.

Hillary Rocks

1.5 oz vanilla vodka

.5 oz crème de cacao (clear)

A dash of blue curacao

Mix ingredients together. Shake. Serve in an iced rocks glass.