the only thing better than a dead immigrant is a chocolate-covered one.


Oh, those pesky Hungarians overrunning Slough. Gives death by chocolate new meaning, though.

Fifteen chocolate-covered stowaways were arrested today after they were found in more than 20 tonnes of cocoa powder destined for a Mars Bar factory. The illegal immigrants coughed and spluttered as they climbed out of a tanker at the plant in Slough.

(And yes, Slough is the setting of the original, Ricky Gervaise-starring Office!)



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