Think you hate tofu? What if it were flavored with the delicious drippings of George Clooney's armpits â?¦ in other words, CloFu?
Those crazy PETA kids have somehow acquired a towel soaked with Clooney's perspiration, and in a letter to the actor, they propose to use "gas chromotography and mass spectometry" to replicate the flavor of Clooney's special sweaty places.
Ever the good sport, Clooney responded to the nutbar brigade instead of simply ignoring them from atop his pile of cash, motorcycles and Italian starlets: "As a mammal, I'm offended."
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