I won't bother with snark. I'll just let the flyer tell you what's up.
To put the details more succinctly:
Chicks who were naked in Playboy are gonna be at Roxy.
Saturday, doors at 9 pm.
General admission is $20, but in case you couldn't tell, this flyer is also a free ticket to the event. I don't see anything about not distrubuting them, so print and enjoy.