Get your warbles ready, if ya got any warbles. It's time for that first humiliating round of American Idol auditions.
A favor, please: Don't try to be bad enough to be on TV. Either try and suck or kick ass, but don't aim for the bottom rung. There are plenty of terrible singers with earnest dreams that would have loved your slot.
Registration is July 7-8; auditions on July 9.
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