UPDATE: Duh, he's dead. Read my tribute here.
Sad news today on the non-Farrah front:
It is confirmed that Michael Jackson suffered a heart attack today and he is in at least fatal condition. TMZ is reporting he has died, but no credible resources have reported the same at this point.
Say what you will about his freakish behavior, the man is a legend and if/when he's confirmed dead you can be sure I'll post a proper eulogy in the near future.