Let's hope everyone knows that the title in this here subject line ain't an Ashton Kutcher reference... but you know, since we went there, let's go there with an aptly punk picture of the douche. Are we allowed to say douche on television? While we're at it, let's also hope that none of you consider Ashton Kutcher, Green Day, or Avril Lavigne punk either. While this might be the stupidest introduction to a show announcement, without further ado, here it is.
The Snotty Kids are punk as fuck. Go and you might get beat up because you aren't punk enough. Sounds like fun, right? So that's it. Go see the Snotty Kids. Here's a video of them to feed your face.
(with Grave Return, Weapons To Go, Cutman; 9 p.m. at Will's Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-898-5803; willspub.org)
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