Wow, conservative-loser-palooza threatens the space-time continuum at Lake Eola this weekend

We'll have much more to say about THIS MADNESS when it actually happens on Saturday afternoon, but just for shits and giggles: gasp, if you will, at the enormity of this intellectual crater. There will be MAGICIANS. There will be JOE THE PLUMBER. There will be MOTHERFUCKIN' HERMAN CAIN. OK, Republicans, if this is the best you can do one week out from the primary, I sure hope you have a bucket to contain your hurls of hubris. Welcome to the midway of madness, the corndog of confusion, the end of the world. We're packing our Pokemon quotes and a flask. You?

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