by Rob Boylan
Of all the generally pointless crap that finds its way into my inbox, getting stuff like this makes up for it.
A STATEMENT FROM FRANCES COBAIN:
While I'm generally silent on the affairs of my biological mother, her recent tirade has taken a gross turn. I have never been approached by Dave Grohl in more than a platonic way. I'm in a monogamous relationship and very happy.
Twitter should ban my mother.