This is what happens when you stay in on a Friday night. According to a VPOTUS pool report from this evening, Joe Biden popped by a Dairy Queen in Orlando (doesn't specify where in Orlando, but PROBABLY near the interstate) sometime around 7 p.m. and "ordered a chocolate and vanilla swirl, then chatted with a few fellow soft ice cream lovers at the tables. A crowd gathered outside the window, and as he left he posed for pictures and shook hands." Pictures, it did happen. Anyway, with tensions rising over a certain paper's endorsement of the Romney/Ryan magical carpet, we thought you might like something sweet to freeze your brain. We sure do. Soft ice cream for everyone.