Things she's for: Less red tape, high-speed rail, union types and organizers (apparently), LEADERSHIP, and speeches that raise in tone every 14 seconds.
Anyway, we bumped into her for a second (as we have at about 114,896 political events in the past six months as she flirted with this idea), and she grabbed our hand, pulled her head back, looked us deep into the eyes and said, "'Bout time, right?" YES SHE DID. Here's what it looked like just before that happened.
OH, BUT WAIT, DON'T GO. We were kinda skeeved out by this guy we saw lingering in the background looking like a sniper while wearing a Duck Dynasty ball cap atop his mullet and sporting a t-shirt that read "ANYONE BUT DEMINGS IN 2016." At first we were all, "racist racisty raceman maybe having gun," but then our new intern Fred went up and buttonholed him for a second for his take on things. IT'S ONLY FAIR. Also, Demings (Val) is running in 2014, so we weren't even sure where to go with that (except maybe Jerry's next race).
“Val, she’s taking the blow because she’s Jerry’s wife," said Pat Reilly and his ball cap. "And I’m an ex-employee of the Orange County Sheriff’s office. I worked with Jerry Demings for a number of years, and he demoted and transferred me and my spouse, and forced early termination. He made it personal so I just wanted to come down and show my non-support.”
Thanks for that! Anyway, the race is on. Of course we'll be talking about it all year. WE CAN'T WAIT!
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