12 Craigslist ads that prove that Disney is the horniest place on earth (sort of NSFW)

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Theme parks aren't just for kids, you know. Once the children have exhausted themselves on the rides, it's time for the mommies and daddies to have some fun. The following are real ads posted to Craigslist recently by people who are either visiting the parks or looking to hook up in or around them. Women seeking men, men seeking women, men seeking men, couples seeking couples. To keep things relatively clean, we took screenshots of the ads but didn't include any pictures. You'll have to head on over to Craigslist yourself for that.

1. Visiting Disney this weekend, hoping to tickle someone and maybe go on some rides, too.

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2. Looking to fool around. But don't worry, nothing sexual if you're not into it.

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3. You be Chip, I'll be Dale.

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4. Heard that Disney girls are into some freaky shit.

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5. Wife does not give good head, needs someone who knows what they are doing. In a car. Today.

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6. Must at least be open to fucking in a car somewhere.

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7. Married man looking for a real woman who does not care that he is married and who is not an escort.

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8. Inexperienced middle-aged swingers looking for someone to help them explore wife's bi-curious side.

 

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9. Has elaborate itinerary, looking for someone who wants scintillating sex and doesn't mind cuddling all-night with a stranger. For four days straight.

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10. Are you sure you mean straight?

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11. Your ass, it was like two pit bulls fighting under a blanket.

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12. Let's have extreme fun while your hubby is out of town!

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