Call off the witch hunt: the Michigan woman who last week absconded from Hulk Hogan's Beach Shop in Clearwater with one of the wrestler's autographed shoes has returned said footwear, calling her brazen daylight theft of the display item a "stupid thing." And a nation of weary Hulkamaniacs lets out a sigh of relief. We here at OW wish to commend Unnamed Michigan Female Shoe Bandit for owning up to her dastardly deed before the tense several day standoff/fatal shoot out we all assumed would be this story's tense final chapter. Here's hoping you get a shout-out on "Raw" tonight.
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