OK, by now we've all grown tired of our anti-spank-bank of images of Gov. Rick Scott WITH HAIR, mostly because the same deposition videos proved illogically ineffective four years ago when the world first knew that the man was a fraud. But today, the Florida Democratic Party released a PAINFUL, nearly two-minute tumble into the dark corners of Scott's evasive mind. It's pretty good stuff, really; stuff that the Tampa Bay Times says could actually damage the governor this time around as he tries to conquer the Return of C(H)RIST. If you have two minutes, and any kind of experience with lying liars who lie, you should enjoy this little lunchtime treat.
Oh, and if your pupils weren't dilated enough by that madness, let's remember last week's dance of avoidance over the presence of on-duty cops at a fundraiser.
NOW LET'S FORGET EVERYTHING! JUST LIKE SCOTT WOULD!
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