Or I didn't, anyway.
The Food + Drink section offers a list of tips and hacks called "How to win at Thanksgiving"; a round-up of vegetarian and vegan cookbooks, with our picks of the most Thanksgiving-appropriate recipes therein; and a list of 27 local restaurants that are open on Thanksgiving day, in the event that you don't feel like cooking at all.
And now, enjoy the spectacle of this hamster and his friends chowing down on a tiny Thanksgiving dinner (which you didn't have to cook) (wait, aren't hamsters vegetarian?) (oh well). Happy Turkey Day, all. Try not to stuff your cheek pouches until they actually burst.