Adding yet more evidence to support our theory that fast food companies want you to die with a greasy, sugar-glazed smile on your face, Taco Bell announced today that Cap'n Crunch donut holes, previously available only in one city in California
, will be everywhere as of today.
Officially billed Cap'n Crunch Delights,
the treats are described as "warm, light pastries, coated with fruity Cap’n Crunch’s Crunch Berries™ cereal and filled with creamy, sweet milk icing. Available in 2-, 4-, and 12-packs."
Taco Bell has previously tried to hasten your demise with the Doritos Locos Taco, Cinnabon Coffee, Strawberry Starburst-flavored slushies, chicken biscuit tacos, chicken-and-waffle tacos, and a breakfast beverage consisting of orange juice mixed with Mountain Dew
, thus claiming the title of Restaurant Most Likely to Bring On the Idiocracy.
Enjoy your Fourthmeal of July weekend!