Winter Haven man officially changes his name to Kraftwerk

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A Kraftwerk superfan and, of course, Winter Haven resident, coldly and emotionlessly (pocket) calculated all the necessary variables and outcomes and changed his legal name to "Kraftwerk."

Despite his namesake's assertions that we are all either Showroom Dummies or Robots, "Krafterk" decided to go straight to the source and name himself after the band. No detail was overlooked in this transformation, down to the red shirt, tie, and slight hint of lipstick in the license picture, a clear homage to the cover of the Man-Machine album.



Check out the Kraftwerk's Big Day flickr to find out what happened next!




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