Apparently, everyone wants to know why Florida sucks


First of all, Florida does not suck. Secondly, this map means nothing. 

The "researchers" over at the impeccable time wasting site Mental Floss took to Google and searched "why does [state]..." and then collected each answer to create this wonderful map. 

According to Mental Floss, everyone wants to know "Why does Florida suck?" which sounds bad, but at least our state didn't produce "Why does Rhode Island exist?" 

It goes without saying that this "study" isn't very scientific, and when I tried this experiment myself (in incognito mode), I got a way different/better result:  

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