St. Petersburg is being tormented by a 'triple butt' artist

by

comment
PHOTO VIA WFLA
  • Photo via WFLA
An image showing an unholy union of three butt cheeks is currently popping up all over St. Petersburg, Florida, and local authorities are not pleased.

According to WFLA, the triple-butt graffiti has appeared in at least 20 locations over the last several months. "The bottom line is whoever is doing this is destroying property," said St. Petersburg Assistant Police Chief Jim Previterra to the station. "They are marking up the beautiful downtown area of St. Petersburg."



So far, authorities have no leads, but stress that this artist, a Salvador Dali of surrealist ass, will eventually be caught. “In the end, everyone gets their day,” said Previterra to WFLA.



We welcome readers to submit letters regarding articles and content in Orlando Weekly. Letters should be a minimum of 150 words, refer to content that has appeared on Orlando Weekly, and must include the writer's full name, address, and phone number for verification purposes. No attachments will be considered. Writers of letters selected for publication will be notified via email. Letters may be edited and shortened for space.

Email us at feedback@orlandoweekly.com.

Orlando Weekly works for you, and your support is essential.

Our small but mighty local team works tirelessly to bring you high-quality, uncensored news and cultural coverage of Central Florida.

Unlike many newspapers, ours is free – and we'd like to keep it that way, because we believe, now more than ever, everyone deserves access to accurate, independent coverage of their community.

Whether it's a one-time acknowledgement of this article or an ongoing pledge, your support helps keep Orlando’s true free press free.