Florida invasive species that would destroy you in hand-to-hand combat, ranked


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1. Nile Crocodile
2. Wild Boar
3. King Cobra
4. Mute Swan
5. Colony of Rehesus Macaque Monkeys
6. Feral Cat
7. Anaconda 
8. Small herd of Capybara
9. Burmese Python
10. Pack of Prairie Dogs

*This extremely scientific ranking is based on the strength and agility of the average, out-of-shape Florida man.

H/T Deadspin

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