Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer is about to get seriously 'pwnd'


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Today, Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer will be introduced to Call of Duty, a popular first-person shooter video game in which at any moment a teenager you've never met, from another country, will likely claim they banged your mom.

Dyer, a giant n00b, will face off with Call of Duty World champion Bryan Zhelyazkov, and as they say in the esports community, "he's about to get pwnd," or possibly even "rekt."
At 4:30 p.m. in the Amway Center, Dyer will meet up with Zhelyazkov, a Florida native and member of Team EnVyUs, and will more than likely be thoroughly schooled in everything related to Call of Duty – like camping, 360 no scopes, and probably even tea bagging...

This, of course, is all in preparation for the Call of Duty World League (CWL) Championship at Amway Center Aug. 11-13, 2017. 

We'll update this post as soon as we have a clip.

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