God dammit, Aunt Susan. Why would I possibly need this?
Did you end up with a third copy of Atlas Shrugged from your nutso libertarian sister-in-law? Did Uncle Ted get you a cheeseboard even though you told him all about your lactose intolerance at Thanksgiving? Did you get a machine that helps you put your socks on? Drop off your unwanted gifts at Will’s Pub during this week’s Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesday and you could walk away with something you might actually use. At the very least, you could use a drink, amirite?
10 p.m. Tuesday; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org