Hello, 911? I'd like to report a pollen murder


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Do you feel like walking death? Welcome to Orlando's pollen season.

The five-day forecast for Orlando on Pollen.com has us in the "high" range of pollen levels for the next four days.

Oak trees, grasses and bayberry trees are the main perpetrators responsible for your car being covered in yellow dust and, oh yeah, murdering you with allergies.

Pollen.com's tracker uses a scale from 0-12, and since the beginning of March, we've pretty much been at level 10 or higher. That's not surprising because Orlando has been ranked the worst place in the country for over-the-top pollen levels.

Stay inside and pray to St. Claritin.

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