Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
by David Sedaris (Little, Brown, 272 pages, $24.95)
It's hard to pin down precisely the feeling that you get while indulging in the works of David Sedaris. There's that slight discomfort caused by his almost intrusive honesty. Then there's the smoothed-over grin resulting from a certain black-sheep objectivity inherent to his knowing observations. And lastly perhaps most importantly there's the blown-gasket, broken-toothed laughter peculiar to the clinically insane that sort of sneaks up on you somewhere in the middle of an essay. An essay?
Regardless, David Sedaris is the unwilling rock star of the horn-rimmed collegiate set, inspiring a cult of followers to devour his every carefully chosen word, thanks largely to his high-profile commentary on NPR. With the release of Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, he raises the stakes on his claim to the title of Most Fabulous Essayist Ever, dressing his family and personal life down to the funniest threads of its existence. Where previous bestsellers Naked and Me Talk Pretty One Day leveled the erudite playing field with hilarious spurts of mischief, Dress offers a more measured more fermented, even outlook on growing up, growing out and grinding down the minutiae of life beneath the surface. Largely culled from the already seasoned fruits of intellectual labor previously published in GQ, Esquire and The New Yorker, the book manages to maintain its cohesiveness by sticking to a vague timeline of younger-to-older. Far from being a typical tell-all, there's no room for sympathy here, just downcast glances and telling smirks. Those, and the expected consequences of exposing miscellaneous dirty laundry to the reading world.
"She's afraid to tell me anything important," he writes of his sister Lisa in "Repeat After Me," "knowing I'll only turn around and write about it. In my mind, I'm like a friendly junkman, building things from the little pieces of scrap I find here and there, but my family's started to see things differently. Their personal lives are the so-called pieces of scrap I so casually pick up, and they're sick of it."
Save a few mentions (like the one following here), he does manage to virtually avoid the subject of his slightly famous sister, Amy (Strangers With Candy), fearing that as she is a celebrity, that kind of talk would be gossip. But the rest are fair game, especially the unconventional meanderings of his mother. When, on a poorly planned vacation, Amy is bitten on the cheek by a caterpillar, he paints this picture: "My mother drove her to the hospital, and when they returned she employed my sister as Exhibit A, pointing as if this were not her daughter but some ugly stranger forced to share our quarters."
Overall, though, Sedaris employs his particular brand of social empathy: a quiet credo of "Who am I to judge?" The events speak for themselves. Even when, as a housekeeper, he is confronted by the advances of a masturbating diabetic anxious to test his blood sugar, Sedaris' even hand sticks to its dusting.
"How terrible it is to be wrong," he writes, "to go out on a limb and make an advance that isn't reciprocated. I thought of the topless stay-at-home wife, opening the door to the gay UPS driver, of all of those articles suggesting you surprise that certain someone by serving dessert in the nude or offering up an unexpected striptease. They never tell you what to do should that someone walk out of the room or look at you with that mix of disgust and pity that ten, twenty, fifty years later will still cause you to burn every time you think about it."
With Sedaris on your side, you can be assured that it will burn brightly.