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Don't pet the poison oak: Free Will Astrology for the week of April 23-29


Are you itching to know what the future holds, or do you just want to scratch beneath the surface of everyday tedium and find some underlying meaning? Either way, Rob Breszny has a list of fun facts that may soothe your burning urges, including tidbits about the F-word, gift cards, and the benefits of taking it slow. Just don't be rash about any big life decisions you make while reading this week's Free Will Astrology.

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