While most Floridians have been distracted by the Dumpster fire we're calling "the 2016 presidential election," there are other races going on closer to home that not only present the same trash-fire drama, but also directly affect our city, county and state. From the U.S. Senate to county commission, here are the details on the four messiest campaign brawls you need to know before you get into the voting booth on Tuesday, Aug. 30.
U.S. SenateTerritory: The entire state of Florida Current seat held by: Marco Rubio
This is arguably the most important political seat in Florida up for grabs in November and the race is already a mess. While incumbent U.S. Sen. and presidential wannabe Marco Rubio was out losing his own state to the eventual Republican presidential nominee, Donald Trump, the race was pushed into the national eye by Libertarian candidate Augustus Sol Invictus, who admitted to sacrificing a goat and drinking its blood as part of a pagan ritual.
On the Democratic side, the progressive and establishment wings of the party have battled bitterly through U.S. Reps. Alan Grayson and Patrick Murphy, while Democratic underdog Pam Keith struggles to gain attention. Grayson, an Orlando Democrat, has dealt with questions about a congressional ethics investigation into his hedge fund, his marriage to a candidate who's running for his current seat, and domestic abuse allegations from his ex-wife, Lolita Grayson, which he's vehemently denied. Murphy, a former Republican turned Democrat, was endorsed by President Obama but has been swamped by reports that he exaggerated academic and work achievements on an already thin résumé.
The Republican side of this race was pretty crowded when Rubio decided that he did want to run for re-election after all, despite claiming earlier that he wanted to be "a private citizen." In a strange political choice, Rubio cited the Pulse mass shooting that killed 49 people as one of his reasons for running again, which some have criticized as hypocritical given that he's pretty anti-LGBT.
If you don't think this race can get any wilder, there's still one more Republican fighting for this seat: Carlos Beruff. The Sarasota developer has been called the "Little Trump of Florida" after he proposed a ban on immigration from all Middle Eastern countries except for Israel and called Obama an "animal." Good luck choosing your favorite here.
U.S. House District 10Territory: Parts of Orlando, Ocoee, Apopka, Winter Garden and Lake Buena Vista Current seat held by: Dan Webster
Remember, District 10 was redrawn last year, along with the rest of Florida's congressional districts, after the state Supreme Court found the Florida Legislature had gerrymandered the maps to favor Republicans and incumbents. The current incumbent, Republican Daniel Webster, decided to run in neighboring District 11 after the redistricting process made District 10 lean Democratic. The four Democrats currently vying for the primary nomination are part of the national proxy fight between the progressive and establishment wings of the party.
Former Orlando Police Chief Val Demings, who ran in the same district in 2012, has been endorsed by former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and was invited to speak at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia. If the DNC was trying to hide its favoritism, it wasn't doing a very good job: Demings getting prime TV time prompted her rivals to accuse the party of handpicking a winner rather than allowing citizens to decide. Recently, Demings has sparred with challenger Bob Poe, the former chair of the Florida Democratic Party who, during the course of the race, revealed he is HIV-positive. Poe has accused Demings of overseeing police brutality during her time as head of OPD, while Demings has counterattacked and accused Poe of trying to buy the election.
State Sen. Geraldine Thompson, founder of the Wells Built Museum of African American History and Culture, has also criticized Demings, but has run a pretty quiet campaign despite having the most legislative experience and being recently elected chair of the Florida Legislative Black Caucus. The final Democratic contender, Fatima Fahmy, has not remained so silent. The lawyer has crashed two of Demings' events and allied herself with U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson. Whoever wins the primary will have to face the only Republican in the race, Thuy Lowe, in November.
U.S. House District 9Territory: Parts of Orlando, Kissimmee, Haines City, Winter Haven and St. Cloud Current seat held by: Alan Grayson
District 9 was redrawn last year to include more white voters from Polk County in this heavily Latino and African-American district. Most of the drama in this race stems from its current seat-holder, U.S. Rep. Alan Grayson. Grayson's district director, experienced political operative Susannah Randolph, entered the Democratic race early, running mostly against state Sen. Darren Soto. Soto, like many residents of District 9, is Puerto Rican, which has become a focus in the race as more Puerto Rican migrants leave the island in a mass exodus to Osceola and Orange Counties.
Quietly, Grayson's then-girlfriend, medical researcher Dena Minning, entered the race though she had few local ties to the area. She refused to talk with the media and remained quiet – until, in late May, she married Grayson in a secret wedding on Melbourne Beach and immediately changed all her campaign materials to reflect her new married name, Dena Grayson.
In the background, media reports emerged that Grayson had called Randolph earlier in the year, accused her of supporting his Democratic rival Patrick Murphy and told her his new wife would have his name and his money in the race to represent District 9. Dena Grayson has based her campaign on the fact that she's not an operative or career politician. Meanwhile, Randolph and Soto have clashed on several occasions, including when Randolph claimed Soto joked about rape in a sexually explicit song he wrote as a law student, and Soto demanded an apology from Randolph for a mailer that falsely stated he reduced the statute of limitations for sexual assault. Contenders Valleri Crabtree, Wayne Liebnitzky and Wanda Rentas, a Democrat and two Republicans respectively, have been washed out in this turbulent storm.
Orange County Commission District 5Territory: Orlando, Winter Park, Bithlo, Christmas and UCF Current seat held by: Ted Edwards
The contenders for Orange County Commissioner Ted Edwards' seat have been born mostly from the environmental controversies in his district, which puts two very different regions of the county together. On one hand, Edwards had a public spat with Tim McKinney, executive vice president of United Global Outreach, over what to build on a recently foreclosed mobile home park in Bithlo. That spat evolved into a much nastier feud regarding the state of Bithlo's infrastructure, affordable housing and water, and eventually prompted McKinney to enter the race.
Edwards' next challenger, Emily Bonilla, rose from conflicts over the rural character of east Orange County that Edwards said he was trying to preserve in Bithlo. The commissioner spearheaded votes on two developments east of the Econlockhatchee River that would put about 4,000 homes in an ecologically sensitive area. (The Lake Pickett developments would cross the river boundary that separates the urban Orange County from the rural.) Bonilla, founder of the environmental group East of the Econ, protested Edwards' decision along with hundreds of east Orange County residents.
Edwards' final challenger is Greg Eisenberg, a University of Central Florida graduate and a marketing manager, who has called out Edwards for many of the same reasons as McKinney and Bonilla. Things took a turn in this race after both Bonilla and Eisenberg called on McKinney to drop out of the race after McKinney's financial problems came to light, as well as water access issues at the Orange County Academy he founded. Edwards, who was first elected in 2010 and then re-elected in 2012, qualified via petition, proving it will be difficult for his challengers to take out an incumbent who still has powerful name recognition in the district.