Events, Family

Free Day at Holy Land Experience

When: Wed., Jan. 21, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. 2015

Thanks to some sneaky-handedness by the Florida Legislature, the Holy Land Experience gets to be exempt from paying property taxes as long as they offer a single day of free admission per year to their theme park. Today is that day! Watch as White Jesus gets crucified in a Sysiphean pageant that occurs day after day. Make sure you pick up an olive wood souvenir since sales tax is the only tax TBN pays on this property.

Price: free