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How to eat a top-heavy cupcake

The How-To Issue



What to do when there’s All. That. Frosting. atop your expensive baked treat? How do you eat it without ending up wearing a buttercream Hitler mustache? Just follow these simple steps.

1. Remove the paper wrapper.

2. Break off the bottom half of the cupcake.

3. Put it on top, making a cake-frosting-cake sandwich.

4. Bite.


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