Say this for George W.: the Texan knows how to stay ahead of his enemies. One of his strategists, Karl Rove, has registered a number of Internet domain names as the presidential candidate tries to prevent mock websites from besmirching his good name. According to Harper's Magazine, the following sites are registered to Bush's campaign: georgewbushsucks.com, georgewbushsucks.net, georgebushsux.net, bushbites.org and georgebushblows.org.
Not every Bush is thinking as quickly, however. Our man in Tallahassee has left himself open to hijinks on the Internet for the 2002 elections. According to an online registry, the following websites are still unregistered addresses: jebbushsucks.com, jebbushsucks.net, jebbushsux.org and jebbushbites.com.