By now you've seen the signs sprouting from local lawns like primary-colored weeds: "Tico for Mayor!" And you've no doubt experienced a moment's surprise that the drummer from Bon Jovi wants to run The City Beautiful.
Honest mistake. But to make sure it doesn't happen again -- God forbid in the voting booth -- here's a handy fact sheet that'll help you tell the difference between city-hall aspirant Tico Perez and skinsman Tico Torres.
|Name:||Hector A. Tico Perez||Hector Tico Samuel Juan Torres|
|Nickname:||Mister Reliable||The Hitman|
|Occupation:||Partner at law firm of Baker & Hostetler, LLP||Musician|
|Upbringing:||Son of Cuban immigrants; moved from Tallahassee to Sanford at an early age||Born in New York City, N.Y.; grew up in Iselin, N.J.; comes from family of Cuban |
seamstresses – a background that stood him in good stead when he started his clothing line, Rock Star Baby, which supplies hip duds for infants
|Formative experiences:||Eagle Scout; student-body president at University of Central Florida; operated Jaws of Life for Oviedo Fire Department||Occupied drum stool for AOR also-rans Franke & the Knockouts|
|Image:||At 6 feet and 300 lbs., bears more than a passing resemblance to character actor Miguel Sandoval (Get Shorty, Collateral Damage)||In the early days of Bon Jovi, Mercury Records execs demanded he cultivate a more youthful appearance. Result: one of the most splendiferous mullets of the 1980s|
|Interests:||Dogs, traveling||Makes and sells original artwork; has pilot’s license|
|Influential reach:||Has served as president of Orlando Utilities Commission, Orlando Regional Chamber of Commerce and University of Central Florida Alumni Association; has also held seats on scores of community boards, including United Arts of Central Florida, Boy Scout Council, Center for Drug Free Living, and Orange County Arts and Cultural Affairs Advisory Board||Message board on fan site www.tico-torres.com includes thread titled “Why does no-one use this section?”|
|Quote:||“I’ve got a broad sweep of issues on the agenda, but I’m definitely focused on jobs, handling growth and protecting neighborhoods.” |
(Orlando Sentinel, Jan. 1, 2003)
|“Hemorrhoids suck if you’re a drummer, but it’s great work when you can get it.”|
|Notable failures:||Unsuccessful run for state legislature, 1992; withdrew from Republican Congressional primary, 2000; led doomed 1997 campaign for penny sales tax||Divorced from supermodel Eva Herzigova. In 1995, British rock periodical Kerrang! published photos of Herzigova and Torres frolicking on a beach. She was topless; unfortunately, so was he|
|Shining accomplishments:||First Hispanic to chair Orlando Regional Chamber of Commerce; won Qué Pasa Hispanic Magazine’s Public Service Award for work in the community||Has been everywhere, but is standing tall; has seen a million faces, rocked them all|