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Little Fish Huge Pond is the quintessential Sanford dive bar

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Essay question: Why should I drink here? The quintessential Sanford dive bar, Little Fish Huge Pond loads up on board games, art, crazy lampshades and craft beer knowledge. Neighborhood brew geeks will fawn over Little Fish’s half-pour availability, while their better-adjusted friends will enjoy the delightful mishmash of kitsch couture and electronic dartboards; shy people will be drawn out of their shells at LFHP’s frequent themed parties.

Short answer/multiple choice:

After work or after hours?Consider your previous evening plans on notice.

Beer/wine or liquor too?No liquor, but there’s a refrigerator keg, which counts for everything!

Check all that apply:
☐ fancy cocktails
☐ make 'em strong and keep 'em coming
☒ wine list (5 choices or more)
☒ craft beer
☒ beer: the usual suspects
☐ wide selection of bottles/cans (more than 15)
☐ wide selection on tap (more than 15)

Food served? Y ☒ N ☐ Ask for the hamburger hash!

Smoking allowed inside? <Y ☐ N ☒

Outside drinking? Y ☐ N ☒

Dog-friendly? Y ☐ N ☒

Bag hooks? Y ☒ N ☐

TVs? Y ☐ N ☒
What's on? The cheesiest of cheesy Amy Smart movies

Bathrooms: nightmare or not bad? Not bad

DJs? Y ☐ N ☒
Live music Y ☒ N ☐

Loud music or background music?Background: Rockabilly and Ryan Gosling’s dulcet tones set the mood.

Games? Check all that apply:
☐ pinball
☒ video
☐ pool
☒ darts
☒ other: board games

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