Milk District Man Cave

When: Thu., June 18, 7 p.m. 2015

When we wrote the selection for this event last year, we made some jokes about dads drinking too much and fetishizing their lost youth, but now that we have a kid of our own, we know that being a dad is mostly about listening to people cry while trying not to cry yourself and we totally get it; we all deserve a beer. So buck up, fellow dads: The Milk District has you covered for Father’s Day, if a few days early. Stop by the party lot behind Spacebar and Sandwich Bar to pick up some manly wares like beard oil from the School of Beardsmanship, leather goods from Oldvardo Handcrafted Goods, or custom furnishings from RJ Original Furniture. Hit up booths from Uncle Tony’s Donut Shoppe and All Vinyl Garage Sale to splurge on some vinyl that’s not a cartoon-visaged picture disc. Ogle café racers from Café Moto, but remember that you have a tiny person depending on you not to get in a wreck, so wear a helmet if you go for a ride. Bring cash for the raffle, where you can snag awesome prizes like Milk District bar tabs, tattoos and concert tickets. Ha ha, like you can stay up that late, old man. – Thaddeus McCollum

Price: free