Miss Forever Bad and Mr. GQ 2015

When: Mon., Jan. 5, 8:30 p.m. 2015

It’s a vogue-off, laties and gentlemen’t. The pageant, à la Paris Is Burning, awards competitors in the following categories: Self- Expression, Talent, Sportswear/Swimwear and Evening Wear. Closetball presentation includes Butch Queen in Pumps and Talent and Gown. According to the Facebook page, there’s some talented queens coming out of pageant retirement for this one, so we’d like to remind you that vogue is definitely a spectator’s sport. That being said, there is over $2,000 in cash and prizes for the winners, so maybe this is your chance to put your bougie-realness on display, girl.

Price: $20-$25 to watch; $100-$150 to compete