ARIES (March 21-April 19) I'm hoping that in 2006 you'll work your ass off. Do you have it in you to break all your previous records for brilliant diligence? Are you willing to summon discipline and willpower not only to pump up your career ambitions but also to refine your approach to intimacy and increase your command over your own emotions? Are you ready to master all the excruciating but crucial details you've always avoided? If so, you could generate years' worth of blessings.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Some religions preach that desire is an obstacle to enlightenment. To escape your suffering, they insist, you must overcome all of your yearning. But Daniel Odier believes this is a delusion. In his book Desire: The Tantric Path to Awakening, he says desire should be at the heart of spiritual practice. Not all longings are equally sacred: Fantasies about winning the lottery or seeing an adversary punished are not on a par with wanting to expand your capacity to bestow blessings and give love. In 2006, consider the possibility that he's right. Try out the hypothesis that the most spiritual thing you can do is cultivate high-minded yearnings.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) The Simpsons has made the leap to the Arab world. Broadcast by satellite from Dubai, it reaches a big audience in the Middle East. However, in accordance with Islamic law, the man of the house doesn't drink beer or eat pork. Instead, he enjoys soda and beef sausages. His name is Omar instead of Homer, and he doesn't frequent squalid bars or befriend scruffy derelicts as he does in the American version of the show. On the other hand, son Bart (now called Badr) is still a brat. Omar is as lazy as Homer, and, like the original, works at a nuclear power facility. I mention this because it's a good analogue for your possible future. In 2006, you will have the power and opportunity to translate something you're good at into a brand-new sphere.brand-new sphere.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) There's no delicate way to say this, so please stop reading and come back next week if you're offended by graphic references to pleasure. According to the long-term astrological omens, you're on tap to experience more orgasms in 2006 than you have in any previous year. On average, your climaxes are also likely to be longer and more intense. Other varieties of bliss, rapture and joy will probably occur at record levels, as well. Think you can handle it?
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Recently someone asked me, "What do you look for in an ally?" I said, "I favor people who take responsibility for their unripe qualities and don't spew their undigested angst on me when they're feeling low." In 2006, you will have striking opportunities to upgrade your relationship to relationships. One of the best ways to do that is to give special preference to connections with emotionally intelligent people who work hard to transmute their own darkness.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) In 2006, you will have greatest success if you approach every experience as a student. Your ability to experience happiness will expand if you reignite your love of learning and become perpetually curious. You know the expression, "When the student is ready, the teacher will appear"? Make yourself ready, because a crucial teacher is or will soon be in your vicinity. Here's a key piece of advice, courtesy of J. Bronowski: "It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it."
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) In a few weeks, economist Benjamin Bernanke will begin serving as the chairman of the Federal Reserve Board. Though news reports typically describe him as cautious and scholarly, he has promised to prevent deflation by any means necessary — even by printing lots of extra money and throwing it out of helicopters. If that occurs in the coming months, members of your sign will no doubt be in the right places at the right times to gather up disproportionately large shares of those dollars floating down from above. The omens suggest that 2006 will be a time of financial luck for Librans.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) In my homeland of Northern California, four of the most overused terms are "juicy," "sacred," "radical" and "wild." I haven't made a scientific study, but I'd guess that maybe 30 percent of all workshops and self-help books originating in this part of the world have at least one of those words in their titles. As a connoisseur of language, I naturally try to avoid them myself. Nevertheless, your long-term astrological omens demand that I invoke them to describe your destiny. In fact, I'm duty-bound to predict that 2006 will be the Year of Juicy Sacred Radical Wildness for you. Do your best, please, to express the primal potency of these words.words.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) A few weeks ago a group of people in the Netherlands hoped to break the world record for falling dominoes. Their goal was to set up and then topple 4,321,000 of them. While they were working, a sparrow flew in an open window and accidentally knocked over 23,000 pieces. It was only a temporary setback, however. The record-seekers restored the prematurely fallen pieces and ultimately achieved their goal. I predict that this vignette will have a metaphorical similarity to your destiny in 2006. If you assign yourself an epic yet fun goal, you'll probably experience an unforeseen interruption, but will prevail in the end.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Stage magician David Copperfield made an intriguing announcement recently. He told the German magazine Galore that in his next show, he will use magic to make a woman pregnant — without touching her. That's similar to the kind of mojo you will possess in 2006. It's true that your success in the past has usually come from your pragmatic intelligence, organizational ability and thoroughness. But in the coming months you will also have a talent for conjuring beautiful illusions that ultimately become very real.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Every person you know has a different idea about who you are, and none of those notions is the same as the image you have of yourself. In other words, there are hundreds of unauthorized versions of you in addition to the one you believe in. Usually you don't have much power to control this, but that could change in 2006. More than at any previous time, you'll have a knack for bringing public opinion into alignment with your own picture of yourself. Your reputation may even come to closely resemble the person you really are.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) I encourage you to climb trees in 2006. I also suggest that you regularly look down at the world from mountaintops and skyscrapers and flying dreams. Get above it all, in other words. Give yourself the pleasure of gazing from vistas that inspire you to meditate on the really big picture. You might also consider expanding your consciousness now and then if you do so in a disciplined, careful and responsible way. Your magical symbol for the year is a golden ladder.