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Rob Brezny's Free Will Astrology



ARIES (March 21-April 19) The Kyoto Protocol is an international treaty designed to reduce the emissions of greenhouse gases and thereby slow global warming. Though 157 nations have ratified it, a notable exception has been the United States, the planet's leading polluter. Millions of Americans launched a grassroots movement to rebel against the federal government's puzzling stubbornness. In fact, 166 cities agreed to protocol. I suggest you take a similar approach. When a powerful authority acts stupid or a foggy bureaucracy threatens to paralyze progress, take matters into your own hands. Ignore the mediocrity at the top as you mobilize everyone else to do what's right.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20) The Fortean Times reported on the odd case of Dixie, a British donkey that brays backward. Instead of the usual hee-haw, she expresses herself with the sound of haw-hee. Consider her the inspirational role model for your own inner donkey. Encourage that steady, hard-working part of you to be playfully deviant, fond of reversals and on the lookout for upside-down/inside-out forms of expression – while remaining devoted to completing the demanding tasks at hand.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20) 'Motivation will almost always beat mere talent,' says businessman Norman R. Augustine. You've been a victim of that fact on several occasions, Gemini. People with less skill than you have won out because they had more raw drive than you. Now I'm alerting you to the possibility that the same damn thing could happen again soon unless you take vigorous action. Please ask your imagination to come up with a batch of fresh, hot ideas for ramping up your ambition.

CANCER (June 21-July 22) Antonio Favaro (1847-1922) edited a 20-volume work of writings by seminal astronomer Galileo Galilei. 'There's not the slightest doubt that Galileo was involved with astrology,' Favaro wrote. 'He was famous for his great ability in that art, so that distinguished people consulted him with complete confidence, in many cases asking for horoscopes and predictions.' I hereby proclaim Galileo to be my spiritual forefather and the patron saint of my efforts to integrate the aims of science and mysticism. I urge you to follow my lead, Cancerian. Forge new links to inspirational role models from the past. Turbocharge your quest for success by drawing on the example of those who fulfilled dreams that resembled yours. Connect your destiny to heroes and teachers who remind you of you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Psychotherapists talk about how each of us has a false self and an authentic self. When we're in the grip of the false one, we don't love ourselves unless other people love us. We're addicted to status and other superficial standards of success, and we chase after meaningless desires that can't possibly bring any lasting gratification. When we're anchored in our authentic self, on the other hand, our motivations are rooted in a love of life. We pursue our dreams because they're interesting and exciting, not in order to impress. The coming weeks will bring a showdown between your false self and authentic self, Leo. If I were a betting man, I'd put my money on the authentic one.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Actress Jennifer Connelly confessed to Esquire that she gets a lot done while enjoying conjugal relations. 'I like to read a book while having sex. And talk on the phone. You can get so much done. If the room's dark enough, I like to do some online shopping.' I suspect you'll be tempted to indulge in a Connelly-style marathon of multitasking. And though that might feel natural and wise, I'm here to advise you against it. To place yourself in maximum alignment with cosmic rhythms specialize in diving deep into one fascinating mission at a time.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Americans who decry the flow of 'illegal' immigrants into their country choose to ignore important details, like the fact that each year the illegals pay about $6.4 billion into the Social Security fund. Use this as a starting point for your own meditations, Libra. Is there any way in which you actually benefit from people or things you complain about? Are there influences that you resist or oppose even though they ultimately enhance your environment? Correct the flaws in your logic about your adversaries and scapegoats.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) In 1837, Frederick Froebel started the first school for 4 and 5 year olds in Germany. He called it 'kindergarten,' or child's garden, and made it into a paradisiacal sanctuary where teachers read kids poetry and stories and oversaw them as they gardened and played. Government authorities shut the place down, citing the 'dangerous freedom' of the experiment. You may run into comparable opposition as you practice your own personal brand of 'dangerous freedom.' How should you respond? Do whatever it takes to keep your dream alive, even if it means you have to cool it for a while. Just as the concept of kindergarten revived and thrived, so too must your innovation.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) In Greek mythology, Tantalus got into trouble with the gods for spilling their secrets to human beings. As punishment, he was condemned to spend eternity standing in a pool of water surrounded by trees full of ripe pears, apples and pomegranates. Whenever he bent down to take a drink, the pool dried up. When he reached out for a fruit, the branch would recede out of his grasp. He was always parched and famished even though nourishment was inches away. His name is the origin of the English word 'tantalize.' There has been a situation in your life with a certain resemblance to his. Luckily, I see it ending soon. I'm not guaranteeing that you will finally sip the water or eat the fruit, but at the very least, you'll be allowed to walk away from the accursed place and start fresh elsewhere.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) In The Truth Will Out: Unmasking the Real Shakespeare, Brenda James and William Rubinstein make an interesting case for the theory that the real author of Shakespeare's works was the diplomat and courtier Sir Henry Neville. I'm not sufficiently knowledgeable to evaluate their arguments, but you will soon have a feeling similar to what Neville might be having if he were alive. Some reward or credit that has long been denied you will finally be yours. Vindication is nigh.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) A few weeks ago, a teenage Chinese boy put on a blindfold and walked backward across a 650-foot steel cable suspended over the lairs of lions and tigers at a zoo. If there is an equivalent feat you've been dreaming about, you might want to schedule it this week. Luck and magic will be available to you in abundance. Please keep in mind, though, that you'll still need to perform your special skills with an excellence that surpasses anything you've managed in the past.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) From 1989 through 1991, revolution swept through the countries behind the Iron Curtain, bringing radical reform in its wake. In the West, the closest modern approximation to this outbreak was the insurrection that rocked France in 1968. At that time, millions of students and workers led protests that brought business as usual to a halt. One of the famous pieces of graffiti that appeared on public walls during the uprising was 'Be realistic: Demand the impossible.' Make that your slogan, Pisces. Imagine you have the power to instigate near-miraculous changes as you fight to inject more of your highest ideals into the institutions that affect you so much.

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