My boyfriend and I have been together over eight months. We love each other, and I see us spending our lives together. At least I did, until a few days ago.
For the last five months or so, he's brought up marriage. Then a few days ago he informed me that he actually doesn't want a wedding. When I offered a small ceremony with just immediate family and friends, he balked and said he's not even interested in a courthouse wedding. I asked if everything he'd said before was empty pillow talk, and he said yes. He won't give me any better explanation than that. Oh, and this was two days after we decided I'd be moving in with him, and he still wants me to live with him even after dropping this bomb! Everyone I've talked to, including my therapist, said the equivalent of WTF?
Can you decipher this male-ese for me?
Lady In A Relationship
You were discussing marriage at three months?
The fact that he would bring up marriage so early, and the fact that you didn't laugh in his face, disqualifies you both from obtaining a marriage license. (OK, it doesn't—but it should.) Three months — eight months, 16 months —is way too soon to be discussing marriage. Your boyfriend doesn't have a bad case of "male-ese," LIAR, he has a good case of came-to-his-senses-ese. If you're lucky, the strain is contagious, perhaps sexually transmitted, and you'll soon be showing symptoms yourself.
And get a therapist who doesn't believe that cashing your checks obligates him to tell you whatever idiot thing you want to hear.
In a recent column you wrote, "If you're not having sex with your boyfriend, or anyone else, and there's no sex in your foreseeable future, ANB, that's not monogamy; that's celibacy." I have been with my girlfriend for almost nine years, living together for seven. We have never had sex. At the beginning we fooled around a lot, but for various reasons never went too far. But for us this means we go beyond kissing a few times a year, and never all that far. I am mostly OK with this: I take care of myself as necessary. We never talk about sex at all. We've moved back and forth across the country together and are otherwise very committed. Is it ridiculous to leave sex out of the relationship?
Sexless And Seemingly Content
If you're happy and your girlfriend's happy, SASC, I'm happy. Two people in a bad relationship can have plenty of great sex; two people in a great relationship can have little sex or no sex. Sex is a metric for assessing the health of a relationship, but it's not the only one.
But are you happy, SASC? You say that you are, and I'll take your word for it, but there's a lot of wiggle room in the "mostly" in this sentence: "I am mostly OK with this." You owe it to yourself to determine if you are really and truly OK with living without sex, and if the girlfriend is too.
I'll add this to the debate over the threat that gay people pose to marriage: A fag saved my "opposite marriage."
My wife and I had a huge argument about sex after she rebuffed me one night. She was shouting that she couldn't stand the idea of me inside her because she felt like I was just masturbating in her. I shouted that we could stop having vaginal intercourse for all I care because it was boring me, too, and besides, there was lots of other stuff we could do. She screamed, "Like what?" And I screamed, "Like oral! Masturbation! Role-playing! Whatever kinky shit you want!" There was a pause, and we both started laughing.
We took vaginal intercourse "off the menu" that night. After three weeks of amazing, mind-blowing sex, she called me at work and asked if I missed vaginal intercourse. I told her that I did but that putting it back on the menu was entirely her call. She got in the car and drove to my office, and we fucked in the stairwell. Wanted to say thanks.
Married O And Newly Surging
You're welcome. And speaking of marriage: Last week's decision by the California Supreme Court upholding Proposition 8 was expected but, in the wake of so many recent victories, still saddening, and I'm getting mail from lots of unhappy people. I'm unhappy about it, too. But we have to remember that this is a long game, and despite this setback, we are winning. Let's not forget about Proposition 22.
In 2000, California voters approved a law banning same-sex marriage. It was a ballot initiative, like Prop 8, but just a law, not a constitutional amendment. And it was that law, Prop 22, that the California Supremes struck down in 2008, in their historic ruling legalizing same-sex marriage. And voters in 2000 approved Prop 22 by a 22-point margin. Eight years later the same voters approved Prop 8 by just four points. That's an 18-point shift in favor of marriage equality in just eight years. That's extraordinary progress. The trend is so strongly in our favor that we cannot lose hope. The anti-gay bigots know that they're losing this debate, and it's why they're so hot to amend state constitutions now, while they still can, while they can still count on the votes of the old, the bigoted and the easily manipulated. But they are losing and they know it.
Gay marriage will be back to the ballot box in California in 2010 or 2012, and voters are going to repeal Prop firstname.lastname@example.org