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The 12 cats of Christmas

No partridges, no pear trees, just a dozen Orlando kittens that need a new home

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Lucky

NAME: Lucky

AGE: I'm a kitten, duh

GENDER: Tom

TAMRIELIAN BIRTH SIGN: The Thief

TURN-ONS: Taking unnecessary risks and having them pay off; can openers.

TURN-OFFS: Running out of tuna; also, food bowls that aren't completely full.

FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: High-stakes blackjack games. (Only dogs play poker.)

HIDDEN TALENT: Counting cards up to and including two.

JOBS BEFORE MODELING: Roguish gambler, hence the name.

DREAM JOB: A bounty hunter for mice

FAVORITE HANGOUT: Nothing beats a lap, but an open laptop is a close second.

AMBITIONS: Fortune and glory.

FAVORITE THING TO DO WHEN MY HUMANS ARE AWAY: Watch the stock ticker at the bottom of CNBC; pounce on bargains.

IF I COULD GO ANYWHERE, I WOULD GO: To sleep.

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