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GENDER: I don't know what that is
WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF PERFECT HAPPINESS? Infinite ear rubs
WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR? A cucumber sneaking up behind me.
WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE IN YOURSELF? Irrational fear of cucumbers
WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE IN OTHERS? Irrational lack of fear of cucumbers
WHICH LIVING PERSON DO YOU MOST ADMIRE? Lisa Krakosky
WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE WRITER? Hemingway, of course.
IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE? What even is this question? Have you never met a cat?
ON WHAT OCCASION DO YOU LIE? Never. I merely exaggerate from time to time.