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The 12 cats of Christmas

No partridges, no pear trees, just a dozen Orlando kittens that need a new home

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Maxwell

NAME: Maxwell

GENDER: I don't know what that is

WHAT IS YOUR IDEA OF PERFECT HAPPINESS? Infinite ear rubs

WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR? A cucumber sneaking up behind me.

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE IN YOURSELF? Irrational fear of cucumbers

WHAT IS THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE IN OTHERS? Irrational lack of fear of cucumbers

WHICH LIVING PERSON DO YOU MOST ADMIRE? Lisa Krakosky

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE WRITER? Hemingway, of course.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT WOULD IT BE? What even is this question? Have you never met a cat?

ON WHAT OCCASION DO YOU LIE? Never. I merely exaggerate from time to time.

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