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STAR SIGN: Capricorn
JOB BEFORE MODELING: Makin' biscuits
DREAM JOB: Makin' biscuits on Alex Guarnaschelli from Chopped
GUILTY PLEASURE: Warming my buns on your stove
SECRET WISH: To one day convince a gangly man to hide me in his chef's hat, allowing me to control his movements and turn him into a culinary master.
HIDDEN TALENT: Getting into your pantry cabinet without thumbs
THINGS THAT MAKE ME HISS: Basic kibble. I have a refined palate that needs a refined budget, you know what I mean?
FAVORITE BOOK: Like Water for Chocolate – quail in rose petal sauce is the kind of action I need right now
FAVORITE HANGOUT: The top of your fridge, where I can scream at you for not putting in enough salt.
FAVORITE THING TO DO WHEN MY HUMANS ARE AWAY: Find the smallest place to hide myself in, which happens to be your breadbox.