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IDEAL VACATION GETAWAY: A long nap on the kitchen counter.
THE TRAIT YOU MOST DEPLORE IN OTHERS: When people leave tape on the floor.
CELEBRITY CRUSH: Kat Von D
HIDDEN TALENT: Playing the jazz flute.
FAVORITE RADIO SHOW: "Jazz in the Bible Belt," Sundays on WPRK.
FAVORITE HANGOUT: Below a hummingbird feeder.
THINGS I HATE: Hummingbirds – or do I love them?
FAVORITE THING TO DO WHEN MY HUMANS ARE AWAY: Seek and destroy.
DREAM OCCUPATION: Staff writer at Orlando Weekly
GUILTY PLEASURE: Fucking up toilet paper rolls.
SECRET WISH: To have opposable thumbs.
THINGS I'M GREAT AT: Making jazz playlists.