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The 12 cats of Christmas

No partridges, no pear trees, just a dozen Orlando kittens that need a new home



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NAME: Kimchi

STAR SIGN: Gemini (and I'm judging you big-time with these gigantic eyes ... I kid, you can do no wrong)

TURN-ONS: Head scratches, squeak toys, rapt attention to my acrobatic feats

TURN-OFFS: Humans trying to touch my paw beans

FAVORITE ACTIVITIES: Staring contests, seeing through walls, providing gratis closet de-mothing

HIDDEN TALENT: Can meow the complete works of the Carpenters; skillful gift wrapper (I ain't scared of no Scotch tape)


AMBITIONS: Thoroughly exploring every sock drawer in the 407 area code

FAVORITE THING TO DO WHEN MY HUMANS ARE AWAY: Drinking water from the fountain of youth ... or as you call it, "the shower tap"

IF I COULD GO ANYWHERE, I WOULD GO: Stardust Video & Coffee (I hear they still rent videos, wow what a hoot)

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