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Watermelon or Twinkies? Rob Brezsny's Free Will Astrology for April 2-8


We've all got problems. Maybe you're having trouble deciding whether or not to just bite that head off your chocolate bunny. Maybe you're having trouble choosing healthy snacks over Twinkies. Maybe you're a physicist from the future who finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home. We've all been there, and we all benefit from a little advice, whether it be from the stars or our holographic pal, Al. Rob Brezsny uses the former in this week's Free Will Astrology.

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